I don't know about you but I'm just here for the free snacks.




shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual)

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)



fl04ting: you are incredibly pretty.

semicolonslut:

Aw ok this is the nicest one ive gotten, thank you 😍

droopyloving: Cutie :)

semicolonslut:

You’re blog is kinda scary but okay ill take the compliment, thank ya