I don't know about you but I'm just here for the free snacks.
In the year 2069
  • Me: slayer
  • Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct



Anonymous: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees)



baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE